Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Earthquake happens because I wore my leopard print thong

You may have heard about an Iranian Cleric claiming that "promiscuous women cause earthquakes" - the idea that women dressing provocatively is causing earthquakes.  The scientific experiment failed when a number of women tried to cause an earthquake by dressing "provocatively".

However, today, I wore my leopard print thong to work and Sarnia feels the effects of an earthquake.  I know that the plural of anecdote isn't data - and I don't care if other men wore their thongs today - but, damn, that's some pretty compelling evidence (no it isn't).

Lesson learned!  Wearing this thong is going to be reserved for special times with my wife.  I promise I'll never cause another earthquake.

4 comments:

The DoLittle said...

Pics or STFU!!! 8-)

Anonymous said...

The earthquake happened because of Robbie Thomas' new book. He is making waves and rattling the earth's core!

He is still trying to promote his LA tour stop.

Nevermind Robbie Thomas' Offices. He now has "Robbie Thomas Films" with bouncing Easter Eggs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZe1AeH0Qz8&feature=player_embedded

Anonymous said...

This is an awesome video as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8zpBYoddAc

Remember to turn your volume way up...

RealityinSarnia said...

Noticed that you can't rate or comment on those clips.