You may have heard about an Iranian Cleric claiming that "promiscuous women cause earthquakes" - the idea that women dressing provocatively is causing earthquakes. The scientific experiment failed when a number of women tried to cause an earthquake by dressing "provocatively".
However, today, I wore my leopard print thong to work and Sarnia feels the effects of an earthquake. I know that the plural of anecdote isn't data - and I don't care if other men wore their thongs today - but, damn, that's some pretty compelling evidence (no it isn't).
Lesson learned! Wearing this thong is going to be reserved for special times with my wife. I promise I'll never cause another earthquake.