Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Santa Claus <> Real, Zombie Jew = Real

Forgive me for having to reiterate this.  I spend countless hours trying to remember this and if what they say is true, by teaching everyone else, I'll learn this twice.

Archbishop Fabriciano Sigampa reminds us that it is Santa Claus that is not real but the Zombie Jew (aka Jesus) is.

Now that we've dealt with that, get back to celebrating the birth of the Zombie Jew - after all, he was born (though likely never existed) on December 25th - just like the bible says!

Whether you believe in a god or not, happy holidays (oh, and there is no war on Christmas).  Enjoy this lovely Christmas song.

1 comment:

Kevin said...

Apparently the archbishop doesn't realize how funny that is.